December 2009
31 posts
You’ve taken over my mind. You’ve raped my thoughts with your image...
– (Found on a bathroom wall somewhere in the U.S.A.)
There was a man
They called him Mad
The more he gave
The more he had.
– John Bunyan
Frank and Mew Mew Machoo (Kitty).
Kitty: Mew?
Me: Mew!
Kitty: Mew Mew?!
Me: Mew!
(Kitty starts playing with cords)
Me: NO KITTY NO!
Me: >:O
Frank on being sick.
It sucks. For real.
But I wish there a better way to stop being sick than just resting.
I want to take a pro-active approach to not being sick, and invent a way so i could go inside my body and punch every germ right in the freaking mouth.
KAPOW! Right in the kisser.
That would make me feel better.
Or make like a virtual reality machine that makes it so I can control tiny robots that fight...
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Happy inappropriate holidays!
“Its my porn collection!”
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Glitter
jacquelinehernandez:
is EVERYWHERE!
its in my hair
on my face
on my clothes…
you get the point….
but yeah…GLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol like Christmas tree needles!!
Well, well.
People are GREEDY!
Tsk, tsk.
Whaaaat? →
Drop more acid!
P.s. Has music and shit. FYI. Can’t say I didn’t warn you.
Frank on Christmas trees.
I hate them.
They have needles. Most people hate needles!
But hey, its Christmas, so needles are great!
False.
To illustrate this, I have made a pro/con list.
Pros- They smell like shit.
Cons- Those needles everybody like get everywhere.
Everywhere.
They smell like shit.
They have sap and bs.
They are probably going to be wet and cold.
They are heavy.
They kill babies.
They were...
Purgatory- The condition or process of purification in which the souls of those...
– Wikipedia
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
– Thomas Merton (via jacquelinehernandez)
Contentment is natural wealth; luxury is artificial poverty.
– Socrates
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Frank on Cars.
So you wanna buy a new car?
That’s cool, most people do.
But what do most people want?
A minivan for the versatility? A truck for the power? An SUV to make your dick look bigger?
I say fuck that. “What Frank, what was that? You said fuck everybody’s car choices?”
Yuh. FUCK YOUR CAR CHOICES.
You should ignore all of your choices and go...
Frank on colors.
Red. How cool of a color is red?
Its a badass motherfuckin’ color.
If were to fight against each each other in a battle,
Red would fuckin’ dominate.
Dominate.
Look at that shit.
Red is coming up on green AND blue to kill some niggas.
You can’t run, green! You can’t hide!
God damn.
Hello.
My name is Frank.
My thought process is different than most, and in a better way.
I do not know much, but I know more than most.
I am tired. Yay! Bed.
Night!
Where the hell did those Indians come from?
– George Armstrong Custer